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Harry Potter and the Twin Death Eater... [December 19, 2009 @ 6:24pm]

deleterius

[dancing_chimera]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | "Say" by John Mayer. ]

Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello

Full Name (plus titles if any): The Author's Note that is Chapter Seven says that it's been taken care of, but I'm still confused. For now, it's “Raven Mercedes Jade Beetle/Potter.”
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I've word-searched all six chapters, and she describes the hair of every canon character, but not of her own OC. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.

Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She also has some strange ability to alter the canon progression of friendships, make everyone around her agree with her no matter what, change canon events, and make everyone completely ignore the painfully obvious absence of a reoccurring character.
Other Annoying Traits: She blames Draco for everything. Everything. She belittles him constantly, hits him whenever she feels like it, and then begins belittling him again if he complains about it. And I don't think we're supposed to see the relationship as abusive. She's also a raging hypocrite.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Onto Part Four! )

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Dobby and Grawp. Dobby. And. GRAWP!!!!! [December 19, 2009 @ 1:45pm]

deleterius

[tawaki]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage ]

Story or Series Title: A Night in Dobby. NSFW, NSFB!
Fandom: Harry Potter Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Fic-Thank-God
CulpritAuthor's Name: pervyisfun
Full Names: Dobby, Grawp
Full Species: House Elf, Giant
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): N/A and like in canon, respectively
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions: Each other's balls.
Annoying Origin: A sick mind
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Have two in Mad-Eye's trunk
Annoying Special Abilities: Have everyone OOC.
Other Annoying Traits: ghjku8jibhjb vgfftrftghftgtr6yu67y8ujklm ;l,;l,'0

The Summary )

The fic )

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Haindl Tarot/accompanying books for sale [December 19, 2009 @ 2:34pm]

tarot

[fuego]
Okay...I read over the community rules first, and saw nothing, and looked back through a few pages of older posts and even tried checking the memories and tags but there are none, so...I tried. If there is a problem with this post, I will delete upon request.

I've got a copy of the Haindl tarot that I'm looking to part with. Actually, I've got two. Oh, and three books.

I've got one deck-used, still with the box and little while book- the cards are in great shape, the little white book has one crease in the front cover but is in otherwise excellent condition, the box...not so great, but intact- and one copy of each of the three books written to go with it by Rachel Pollack. I also have one loose copy of the deck- no box, no little white book.

As a package deal, I'm offering the deck in the box with the three books for $50. So that means you would get:

The Haindl Tarot deck by Hermann Haindl (includes little white book)
The Haindl Tarot: Minor Arcana by Rachel Pollack
The Haindl Tarot: Major Arcana by Rachel Pollack
The Haindl Tarot: A Reader's Handbook by Rachel Pollack

Bonus: I'll throw in the recycled silk case that I made to keep the deck in.

Also offering another copy of the deck- all cards present, no box, no little white book for $5. For an extra $10, I'll knit a cover out of recycled silk.

OR if you're really into it, I'll give you the whole ball of wax- All the books, both decks, the crocheted cover- PLUS I'll make another cover for the second deck for $50.

Considering that you would pay more than $55 for the reader's handbook alone if you went through Amazon...this is a pretty good deal.*

The books are all quite used, but the bindings are fully intact and there is no major damage to any of them. I'll try to see if I can grab a picture tomorrow of all the stuff when there's daylight.

If any of this interests you, leave a comment here- first come, first served and first come will be determined by the time stamp on your comment :-P

All items come from a smoke-free environment- no cigarette smoke, nor have they been subjected to any incense/sage/other smudging material smoke.

(PS- I'll take paypal, money order- or if you happen to be in or near downtown Baltimore, I can meet you in a public place and you can give me cash.)

*price as of this posting- which is now about $15 more than it was when I checked the price last week!


(Or, uh, hey...if you just want a silk cover for a tarot deck you already own, ten bucks gets you one. I just need to know the length, width and depth of the deck (Or if it's the Haindl, Archeon, Mystic Dreamer or Deviant Moon deck that you want it for, just specify title, I can use my own copies of those decks to measure against) Color of yarn will be entirely dependent on what I pull out of my big old box of yarn.)

If interested, please email me- lafiamma at gmail dot com, and put "haindl" in the subject line so I don't miss it!
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December One-Card Draw [December 19, 2009 @ 11:48am]

tarot

[stonetalker]
[ mood | enthused ]
[ music | the sound of snow softly falling ]

The One-Card Draw for December is officially here!

I will keep the draw open until Midnight, Sunday 20 December. I don't usually keep them open for so long, but 1) this draw hit a hiatus on its usual date of 16th of the month when my internet decided to refuse to cooperate and 2) it's Midwinter, the time for giving and sharing.

Anyone can ask for a card; leave your question in the comment box, and I will leave a reply based on the Tarot card I have drawn from the deck I am in the throes of creating. Feel free to pimp me out to your friends; any and all are welcome.

If you wish to leave an anonymous comment, that is allowed. If you want me to reply by private message, just mention that (but ensure you have your filter set so that I'm able so to do). You can post your results to your own journal, although I'd be grateful if you linked the posting back to me in some way.

Now for the legal stuff. While I take my work seriously (I'm an ATA member and TCBA certified professional reader) I am not a substitute for medical or legal advice. What I tell you is not carved in stone; we all have free will to make our own decisions.

Federal law states that I have to tell you that this is for entertainment purposes only. All of that said, let the draw begin!

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Cop this s**t! [December 20, 2009 @ 12:15am]

deleterius

[shikishinobi]
[ music | Push Da Button ]

Story/Series title: Carly Perry and the Boy Who Lived
Fandom: Harry Potter and the sue who seriously wouldn’t let up.
Culprit Author’s Name: Brunette_beauty_1 Read it when you have a decade or two free.
Full name’s: Carly Perry, Harry, hermione, Ron, Percy, Lee, Neville, Seamus, Nearly Headless Nick, Draco, Professors McGonagall, Snape, Quirrell (am I spelling that right?) Dumbledore and Hagrid. Peeves also makes a minor appearance,a s do some of the other house ghosts.
Species: Canonrape, to the worst degree that most chapters and ideas are stolen from the book/s.
Hair and Eye Color: Carly: Golden Blond hair with bangs.
Unusual markings/colorations: Nothing specific.
Special Possessions: HPPS to quote word for word, a barn owl named Bush and a wand that is specifically like Harry’s.
Annoying Origins: That special place in the Pit reserved for sues who can’t have an original thought, so they plagiarize canon just to make it look like they are capable of using canon.
Supposed Connection to Canon: A death grip on Hermione as a friend, trying to befriend Draco who is being canon and is not interested, conversations with other characters.Other characters act canon at times when they are being quoted, at other times you can tell the difference.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is agreeable, gullible and able to meld herself into the plot. Is born and raised in New York (USA) but simply CAN NOT stand rudeness. To carry on about being a vegetarian (you know the sort of people I am talking about, not meaning all vegetarians).
Other Annoying Traits: To get sorted into Gryffindor, when she is clearly a Slytherin. What? She is out for herself and her loyalty to her friends is only to make her look canon.
Past Sporking: Carly Perry 1.1
Carly Perry 1.2
Sporkers Notes: This thing, before sporking, was 16 pages long. Shoot me now! But considering how much I have to snip, it’ll be about the length of ‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,’ or so I hope. I am doing my best not to spork the original thing and keep all her... crap in the story. I am going to have to read the book chapter by chapter to keep up with her.
Bleeprin,_Quick! )

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December One-Card Draw [December 18, 2009 @ 4:38pm]

tarot

[stonetalker]
[ mood | too busy ]
[ music | Diana Krall: Christmas Time Is Here ]

I've FINALLY got internet again -- sheesh!

I apologize profusely to all and sundry on behalf of my modem for it's lack of cooperation!

To make amends, the December One-Card draw is going to last all weekend.

I'll be working at the computer in fits and starts, trying to get caught up with everything, and will do the readings as and when I can, so you might not hear from me 'immediately' after sending your request but I 'will' get to you.

The draw will run from Noon Saturday 19th to Midnight Sunday 20th. I'll make a site-wide post tomorrow when I get started.

For now, back to playing catch up on everything! And again, I apologize profusely for the delay due to circumstances beyond my control. Thanks for understanding.

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It's the return of Riley, Sue Extraordinaire! [December 17, 2009 @ 12:00am]

deleterius

[mirandagaara]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Kiss ]

Story Or Series Title: http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/1174650/riley-potter-witch-extraordinaire-3rd-year-part-5-gryffindor-versus-slytherin-a-pre-harry-tale
Fandom: Harry Potter And The Sue Of Doom
Culprit Author's Name: ladygaladrianna
Full Name (plus titles if any): Riley Potter
Full Species(es): Extra Sister Sparklypoo
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Silver, only she makes them look blue. Startling blue.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: A silvery ring around both retinas.
Special Possessions (if any): None
Annoying Origin: Quizilla, The Pit Of Shrews
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is James' Potter's sister and best friends with the other Marauders. Also has Snape's balls.
Annoying Special Abilities: Speshul talents that cause her to skip a grade, plus ZOMGSPESHULANGELPOWERZ. She can also do wandless magic, due to said powers.
Other Annoying Traits: Is annoyingly chirpy, plus she's half fallen angel.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

It's Riley The Wonder Sue! )

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[December 16, 2009 @ 6:46pm]

tarot

[liz666]
Hi everyone!


[info]stonetalker has just posted to say that her internet is down so unfortunately the wednesday free one card draw is having to be postponed :-( hopefully she'll be back on soon.

Peace to you all!
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All the story for now [December 15, 2009 @ 12:11pm]

deleterius

[tawaki]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | "Take a Chance on Me" -- ABBA ]

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey", but turn red when she's mad
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3

One more talk with Adanessa )

On the road again )

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Tarot Tuesday [December 15, 2009 @ 11:09am]

tarot

[stonetalker]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | The Albion Band: Albion Heart ]

Don't forget! Wednesday the 16th is December's free one-card draw day, from noon until midnight CST.

In previous weeks we've been doing exercises that help is to learn how to 'read' the Tarot. This lesson is going to look at another way we can interact with the Tarot, and that is through meditation.


Go through the cards in your Tarot deck, and choose a card that looks nice, peaceful, and calming to you. This card will be different for different people, but the ones that I like to use are The Sun, The Star, Temperance, The Ten of Cups, and the Hermit. You may choose another card, if it resonates with you more than one of these.


Using the probing techniques we have been using throughout this series, study your chosen card, and write down your observations in a notebook. Now think of a time in your life when you were really happy and relaxed. It might have been a time when you were with your family or friends, a time when you were alone on vacation and enjoying your own company, it doesn't really matter, as long as the experience was positive, uplifting, and relaxing.


Write in your notebook how the card you chose relates to the positive experience you are recalling. When you have finished writing, breathe in deeply, and envision that you are breathing in the relaxing experience. Close your eyes, and picture your chosen Tarot card as you breathe. Allow all the tension you are feeling, any stress that you are experiencing, to disappear and be replaced by the image of the Tarot card and the memory of your uplifting experience.


As you go through your day, whenever you start to feel tense or anxious, repeat this exercise. Imagine your Tarot card, and as you envision it, breathe out your stress, and breathe in peace and calmness.

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An all-penguin spork [December 14, 2009 @ 11:33am]

deleterius

[tawaki]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage ]

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey", but turn red when she's mad
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3

The dreaded meeting with Arwen )

Back to Legolas )

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Chapter three, in which everyone Fails but George, who is chilling with Peter in Narnia. [December 13, 2009 @ 4:57pm]

deleterius

[dancing_chimera]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | "Bye Bye Beautiful" by Nightwish ]

Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello

Full Name (plus titles if any): I think I've figured it out. She was raised as “Raven Mercedes Beetle,” and she goes by “Mercedes” or “Mer,” but her birth name is “Jade Potter.” The original middle name is still unknown. (It's either that, or the Suethor just decided to randomly change her name halfway through the fic. The couple that raised her just randomly starts calling her Jade when they tell her she isn't really their daughter, and she instantly switches over to thinking of herself as Jade and pretty much everyone but Draco starts calling her Jade. But she goes back to thinking of herself as “Mercedes” in the sixth chapter, so maybe the Suethor is deeply confused.)
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I've word-searched all six chapters, and she describes the hair of every canon character, but not of her own OC. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.

Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She also has some strange ability to alter the canon progression of friendships.
Other Annoying Traits: She blames Draco for everything. Everything. She belittles him constantly, hits him whenever she feels like it, and then begins belittling him again if he complains about it. And I don't think we're supposed to see the relationship as abusive. She's also a raging hypocrite. She turns Ginny into one, too.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Even a page of this would have been too long. )

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Enter Legolas [December 12, 2009 @ 8:57pm]

deleterius

[tawaki]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | "The First Noël" -- Anonymous ]

Chapter 1

Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3

Sue sees Legolas )

Part of a movieverse recap )

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Why Illegal Sleepovers are a Bad Idea [December 12, 2009 @ 1:18am]

deleterius

[fox_murphy]
Part the First
Part the Second
Part the Third
Part the Fourth


Story Or Series Title: Ruby Disappointment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: BlackandTainted
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rubithiana Black
Full Species(es): The Extra-Sibling Sue (or in this case I suppose replacement sibling would actually be the correct term)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd imagine something like Sirius'
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Plain" Gray
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned so far
Special Possessions (if any): None so far. I'm sure it's only a matter of time
Annoying Origin: The Black Family. Allegedly.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have replaced Regulus as Sirius' younger sibling. I don't think I'd have taken that trade.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries virtually every ten minutes.
Other Annoying Traits: Pretty much just the crying so far. There's a lot of that. A LOT.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:


Chapter the Fifth )
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If you want a guy to love you, you have to cry in his arms. [December 11, 2009 @ 8:15pm]

deleterius

[dancing_chimera]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | The entire Phantom of the Opera soundtrack ]

Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello

Full Name (plus titles if any): I think I've figured it out. She was raised as “Raven Mercedes Beetle,” and she goes by “Mercedes” or “Mer,” but her birth name is “Jade Potter.” The original middle name is still unknown. (It's either that, or the Suethor just decided to randomly change her name halfway through the fic. The couple that raised her just randomly starts calling her Jade when they tell her she isn't really their daughter, and she instantly switches over to thinking of herself as Jade and pretty much everyone but Draco starts calling her Jade. But she goes back to thinking of herself as “Mercedes” in the sixth chapter, so maybe the Suethor is deeply confused.)
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I've word-searched all six chapters, and she describes the hair of every canon character, but not of her own OC. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.

Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She also has some strange ability to alter the canon progression of friendships.
Other Annoying Traits: She blames Draco for everything. Everything. She belittles him constantly, hits him whenever she feels like it, and then begins belittling him again if he complains about it. And I don't think we're supposed to see the relationship as abusive. She's also a raging hypocrite.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

Well, it's shorter than the last one. )

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Elrond's other daughter, #2985984 [December 10, 2009 @ 10:32pm]

deleterius

[tawaki]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | "Little Drummer Boy" -- Katherine K. Davis ]

Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: To mess up the canon
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3

The Summary )

Arrival in Karningul )

Chat with her friend )

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How many Sues does it take to drive all canon characters mad? [December 10, 2009 @ 11:53am]

deleterius

[fox_murphy]
Part the First
Story Or Series Title: Ruby Disappointment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: BlackandTainted
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rubithiana Black
Full Species(es): The Extra-Sibling Sue (or in this case I suppose replacement sibling would actually be the correct term)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd imagine something like Sirius'
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Plain" Gray
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned so far
Special Possessions (if any): None so far. I'm sure it's only a matter of time
Annoying Origin: The Black Family. Allegedly.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have replaced Regulus as Sirius' younger sibling. I don't think I'd have taken that trade.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries virtually every ten minutes.
Other Annoying Traits: Pretty much just the crying so far. There's a lot of that. A LOT.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:


Chapter the Fourth )
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Tarot Tuesday [December 08, 2009 @ 9:48pm]

tarot

[stonetalker]
[ mood | busy ]

In this week's exercise, we are going to continue to examine how we can use the Tarot to help us to find a path to our goals. We're going to start working with what Tarot card readers call a 'layout' or a 'spread'. This is a term used for describing the action of laying more than one card onto a table in order to read the story that the cards are telling.

There are very complicated spreads involving many cards, and there are simple spreads, such as the one discussed below. Every Tarot card reader has their favorite spread; there is no right or wrong spread to use. Think of the cards like frames in a cartoon strip, each one connected to the other to tell a story. This is the function of a Tarot card spread. It tells a story for the Tarot card reader to interpret.

Randomly choose three cards from your Tarot deck and place them in a straight line in front of you, left to right. Make three columns in your notebook, and record which cards you drew, again, going from left to right.

Now lets say that the card on the left represents something about yourself that you want to improve. If you could change an aspect of yourself, what would it be? Choose something that you can change, not something that is beyond your control. For example, you might want to be taller, but that isn't something about which you can do anything. However, you might want to be more slender, or more physically fit, and that is something that you can change; you can start a healthy eating program, or join a gym. You get the idea.

The middle card is going to represent a way of achieving this improvement. Again, looking back to losing weight, the middle card might be representational of not eating chocolate as often, or walking more.

The third card, on the right, is going to be a positive aspect of the first card. So if you chose the first card to be 'I want to lose weight' the third card would reflect why; you'll look better, you'll be healthier, you'll be more attractive, etc.


Example

Have a look at a selection of cards from the Golden Rider Tarot here: http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/golden-rider/

Let's suppose that in your layout, the card on the left is the Magician, (shown top left on the web page), the card in the middle is the Page of Swords (shown bottom center on the web page), and the card on the right is the Two of Pentacles (shown center right on the web page).

Keeping our losing weight theme, we might interpret this as the Magician in the first position indicating that more control over things is needed. Look at the card on the web page; look how he stands, upright and confident, determined look on his face, raising his wand to the heavens for Divine assistance, while pointing to the Earth to ground and focus. So the Magician would embody your desire to lose weight by gaining control over things, and being determined.

The second card is represents the journey of how to bridge the first card to the third; in this instance it is the Two of Pentacles. If we look to the figure on the card, we see a balancing act performed by the character, using the two pentacles illustrated. The figure seems to be having to work at keeping the pentacles in harmony with each other; look at his stance, the expression on his face.

The third card reflects why we want to lose weight. In this case, the third card is the Page of Swords. He is confident, graceful looking, with a pleasant expression on his face. He is standing atop a small mound, sword aloft, ruler of all he observes. This card could be interpreted that in the losing of the weight, you would feel more content, more graceful, and more “on top of the world.”

So, to read the story that these cards might be telling us regarding wanting to lose weight, we could word it thus: “I want to lose weight. If I am going to lose weight I am going to have to get more control over things. I am going to have to balance what I eat with what I do, balance treats and sweets. This is worth doing because after I have lost weight I will feel more confident and happier about myself.”

Now apply this exercise to the three cards you chose from your deck. Using the probing techniques from previous lessons, observe the characters on your cards, and write them in the columns you made in your journal; the left hand card in the left hand column, the middle card in the middle column, and the right hand card in the right hand column.

Once you have carefully studied your chosen cards and written their description, write a brief paragraph as in the example above, as to how this applies to your own situation.

Congratulations! You've just read your first Tarot card spread!

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Notification System [December 07, 2009 @ 1:15pm]

lj_maintenance

[mhwest]
[ mood | grumpy ]

**FINAL EDIT Thu Dec 10 02:15:47 UTC 2009**

So there is the final update... Over the past day we have processed around 11 million jobs out of the 12 million that were in queue at that time. Please bear in mind that over this past day, more jobs for notifications are also created. So while the queue has been dropping, we are still not fully caught up at this point, due to backlog and new jobs. We have roughly 3 million jobs still pending that involve the notification system in some manner. We had hoped we could have fully cleared the queue in a day, but unfortunately we can't clear it too quickly, since we need the rest of the site to operate normally. From our current perspective on the amount of jobs that are left in queue, and how many it has processed thus far, we believe it will take around another 8 - 12 hours to process everything.

And finally some answers to some questions:

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Sortings = Not An Optional Activity [December 07, 2009 @ 2:30pm]

deleterius

[fox_murphy]
Part the First
Part the Second


Story Or Series Title: Ruby Disappointment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: BlackandTainted

Full Name (plus titles if any): Rubithiana Black
Full Species(es): The Extra-Sibling Sue (or in this case I suppose replacement sibling would actually be the correct term)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd imagine something like Sirius'
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Plain" Gray
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned so far
Special Possessions (if any): None so far. I'm sure it's only a matter of time

Annoying Origin: The Black Family. Allegedly.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have replaced Regulus as Sirius' younger sibling. I don't think I'd have taken that trade.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries virtually every ten minutes.
Other Annoying Traits: Pretty much just the crying so far. There's a lot of that. A LOT.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:





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